ANTM: Photo Shoot Fab - GirlsLife

At this point in the game I am sure you girls know how I feel about Tyra. Her silly accents and her impromptu therapy sessions have GOT to go. Girl we got it, you're a fantastic model, now get over it. The girls start the episode with a photo shoot lead by Miss Banks herself. The premise was for each girl to work what their momma gave them and find their signature pose. I am positive that I wouldn’t be able to come up with something on the spot so I give the girls props for bustin' a move with no idea as to what they needed to be doing.

I am generally awkward but more in my mannerisms, not in the way I hold my body. If I had to come up with some sort of fierce stance, I guess I would try to work my face area, I’m kinda too short and squat to have killer legs. What body part would you girls emphasize?

Sam, if you want to work the hands I, support that. Same for you McKey. You wanna go with the model version of Austin Powers, go for it. But poor Lauren Brie...talk about lost in translation. I am still waiting for Sheena to shine, I still don’t KNOW her and I think the judges agreed. Marjorie won the prize (DIAMONDS WOOHOO). She does take awesome photographs but I just really don’t like her personality and I don’t think she will be able to perform her duties as a model and Cover Girl spokeswoman. What do you girls think about the "broken doll" poses that seem to be so popular? I know Tyra is all about not being pretty but at the same time, I feel like it’s just so uncomfortable. I guess you gotta work with what you got. PS can someone hook me up with one of those little black dresses? Oh My Jonas they were so cute.
 
Dramz was at an all time low in the house this week. Aside from Elina talking about her cold hard mother, all was quiet on the home front. Obviously this was a foreshadowing of things to come. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN.
 
This show is in its eleventh season and I am STILL fascinated by the photo shoot ideas that are kicked around. They must have a KILLER creative team. I would have run out of ideas six seasons ago. This week the theme was award ceremonies. The girls had to act out different scenarios that definitely happen to women at these shows. The rundown is as follows:
 
Marjorie kicked bootay once again.  I am a pee queen and anyone that can make going to the bathroom look glamorous deserves an A+ in my book. You go Marjorie.

Samantha was just awkward. I feel like she is always the one that is picked on every photo shoot and every challenge. The judges obviously think she has potential or else she would be gone. It’s fantastic that she still maintains a positive outlook. Elina, LET GO DARLING. Crying is therapeutic. I have a sobfest at least once a week. The therapy session with Jay was a little too much. Don’t you know that’s Tyra’s job?! Lauren Brie was just boring. I am over her. She’s a pretty face but that’s it. McKey was stunning and she is definitely my favorite. She doesn’t have a ‘tude which is refreshing and she takes great pictures without having to be prompted by Jay all of the time. It seems like modeling is effortless for her and that’s a breath of fresh air. Sheena and Joslyn failed to impress me. I wish they were a little more dynamic in general. Analeigh was gorgeous but I also feel like she has been kinda lucking out in the themes she gets assigned too. It isn’t difficult to look bored. What do you girls think? What other scenarios could they have used for the shoot? Can’t wait to see what happens next week!